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The Hollywood Foreign Press Association announced yesterday that Ricky Gervais would return to host the Golden Globe Awards for a third consecutive year.

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Back in 2000, "South Park" creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone went to the Oscars wearing the same dresses that had previously been worn by Jennifer Lopez and Gwyneth Paltrow to the awards show.

You guys are never going to believe this, but a lot of people who appear on television for a living put on nice clothes to go to the Emmys last night.

Now that we've all vented about who won and who got shafted in the awards department, let's take a look at the best and worst parts of last night's Emmys telecast.

The Emmys were last night, and I'm going to have several posts talking about various aspects of the show and which actresses had the best cleavage and whatnot.

Eddie Murphy has been confirmed as the host of next year's Brett Ratner-produced telecast of the Academy Awards, thereby guaranteeing that the 2012 Oscars will either be the best or the worst Oscars ever.

I'm much too old and cynical to be watching MTV's Video Music Awards, but as a blogger I'm required to acknowledge that they happened.