In a perfect world, I’d be a college professor, helping thousands of students revolutionize the way we look at the modern business world by creating incredible new ideas to propel small companies and entrepreneurial enterprises to the forefront of a new economic era.

I have a dream that one day an alien species will visit me in the middle of the night, and hopefully instead of trying to insert tracking devices into my tailpipe they will offer me the magical or technological ability to know any time something about an awesome dog or cat is uploaded to the Internet.