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Whether this is simply a brilliant marketing idea or not (probably is), I really can't think of anything more endearing than captioning one of the roughest yearbook photos of all time with, "Deal with your collar, Jones."

Yesterday we introduced you to “Todd," a Tucker Max lookalike who has an amazing tendency to wind up in the same places as the biggest celebrities in the world, seemingly just to take awkward pictures with them.

"Paula Patton ruining my photo with Simon Pegg.

There are a million reasons that I love Reddit, among them the feeling of community, the camaraderie of the Internet’s most creative minds, and the righteous championing of a variety of social and political causes, but today it’s because it introduces us to someone truly remarkable: The presently anonymous gentleman above.