Today Time released some photos of President Obama taken on his prom night. And yes, he looks way cooler than you do in your prom pics.

I so hoped this picture was real. Alas, it's just a great Obama Photoshop. BUT I STILL WANT TO BELIEVE!

Here's everything notable that happened at the 2013 Correspondents' Dinner Speech, including Obama and Conan O'Brien's best jokes.

On a day typically reserved with throwing out news with the garbage, the White House went and joined Tumblr!

The person who sent Ricin to Barack Obama is Kevin Curtis, an Elvis impersonator from Mississippi who studies Martial Arts. Naturally.

Hear Justin Timberlake and Barack Obama's version of the Otis Redding classic, "Sitting on the Dock of the Bay."

A little boy wanted to invite the president over for dinner, so his mom wrote a letter to the White House. They received a handwritten note in return.

Satan on "The Bible" looks exactly like Obama. DANG HOLLYWOOD LIBERALS!!!

Last night on the Daily Show Jon Stewart took the president to the proverbial woodshed over a secret memo on drone strikes. BUUUUUURRRRRNNNNN!