'Batman Live' is not coming to Gotham. Maybe they think the bridges were all blown up?

So, while "Spider-Man: Turn Offs Include Men Who Come On Too Strong" has been proving the Marvel Curse that used to afflict the films now applies to stage shows, "Batman Live.

In our scramble to constantly bash Spider-Man: We're Going To Need Another Timmy we haven't said much about that other comics-inspired stage show, Batman Live.

While "Spider-Man: Injure The Stuntmen" has been stinking up Broadway like a $65 million dump, the Batman arena show called "Batman Live.

So, as we've previously reported, a Batman arena show is in the works, and will no doubt be every bit as ridiculous as the words "Batman arena show" promise to be.

While the Spider-Man musical is dying a slow death in its never-gonna-reach-it trip towards Broadway, it looks like another hero's actually going to make it to the stage.