Screw your app, in the future a smartphone will be able to pump out more juice than a blender.

Today's links, featuring a brilliant cross-promotion of batteries and '50 Shades Of Grey' as well as Jack In The Box and Se7en. Plus: Corgis!

I hate batteries.

Cell phone batteries are, at best, problematic: just ask anybody who bought an iPhone 4S and discovered it sucked power like a Decepticon on a bender.

Pictured at right is aluminum Celmet, courtesy of the Sumitomo Electric corporation.

No, we haven't figured out how to use babies as batteries (although research is ongoing).

Dude has a double major in pimping.

Philippe Cinquin and his team at Joseph Fourier University in France have The biofuel cell uses glucose and oxygen present in the body at all times.

A big problem with lithium-ion rechargeable batteries, particularly in all-electric vehicles, is the amount of time it takes to recharge them.