A hilarious "beef" began brewing over the Christmas break and it would be a travesty if UPROXX readers missed out on it: Drake vs. Walgreens and Macy's.

Look, Jay-Z, I know you're Jay-Z and all, and in the 21st century people text more than they call, but when Bob Deniro calls you you BETTER DAMN WELL RETURN HIS CALLS!

Fiona Apple > Perez Hilton. Period. #TEAMFIONA

Frank Miller, currently in the process of ruining absolutely any respect any human being ever had for him, recently posted a cranky and hilariously clueless rant about the Occupy movement about how they were all whiny hipsters and Al Qaeda was laughing and insert Fox News editorial here.

It all kinda makes sense now.