A few weeks back, I saw a headline about Bravo star Bethenny Frankel almost being lost at sea, but I didn't write about it because I can't stand Bethenny and it seemed likely to be overblown reality TV bullcaca.

Bethenny Frankel is a fake-boobed, Skeletor-looking reality show retread who hawks low-calorie alcoholic sugar water to desperate women and whose most discernible talent is fomenting discord on a reality show.

Real Housewives of New York City (Bravo) -- It's the reunion show, and all the Botox in the world couldn't stop these harpies from expressing their dislike of each other.

Nobody involved in this story does anything of worth, and nothing they say actually qualifies as news, but it annoyed the hell out of me so I'm gonna make damn sure it annoys the hell out of you.

Unmarried Real Housewife of New York City Bethenny Frankel has reportedly been given her own reality show on Bravo, according to a report by Page Six.

Kelly Killoren Bensimon, the unmarried "housewife" who was added to this season's cast of "The Real Housewives of New York City," has continued her assault on castmate Bethenny Frankel, who is also unmarried, in case you were wondering if the name of the show is in any way accurate.