Whether you're six years old or sixty, it sucks to get your bike stolen.

Today's links, featuring a cat playing with a plasma globe, which (according to Michael Scott from 'The Office') is an instant way to learn science. Plus, monkeys on bikes.

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Back in the month of October in the year of 2010, my esteemed Uproxxian colleague Chodin delivered us a nice collection of Animal-Related Public Postings.

The hipster pet squad is silently judging you, Stringbike.

Cyglo Tyre, founded by inventor James Tristram, was awarded the patent for LED bike tires last February and secured funding in April to start production later this year, assuming Disney doesn't slap them with a patent infringement lawsuit right about.

I think we've already found a use for the paper supercapacitors from yesterday.