Remember the terrifying BigDog robot? Now it has an extra arm to pick up cinder blocks and throw them across the room. Oh, goody.

Boston Dynamics' DARPA-funded Cheetah robot broke the land speed record for legged robots six months ago. Now it broke the record for humans, too.

Look, I realize that my own engineering background pretty much began and ended with that time I changed the batteries in my TV remote, but even I must make a little sense when I say ENOUGH WITH THE WALKING ROBOTS, por favor.

If you were terrified by Boston Dynamics' "Big Dog" robot (videos below) a couple years ago, prepare to drop bricks because Boston Dynamics has improved their LittleDog quadruped robot and have released their nightmare fuel all over the youtubes.