Today is the first official day of autumn, so you celebrities out there can finally exhale: the seasonal orgy of death has come to a close.

Billy Mays's funeral was held over the weekend, and his pallbearers all wore what Mays called his "dress blues" -- the trademark khaki pants paired with a denim button-down shirt.

After TV Pitchman Billy Mays died suddenly this weekend, the immediate suspicion by everyone who knew nothing was that a rough landing on a flight the day before -- in which the plane's tire exploded -- had caused him some head trauma that was ultimately fatal.

I think this "CSI: Miami" cartoon is making me addicted to celebrity death.

Billy Mays, the exuberant television pitchman known for hawking products like OxiClean, Mighty Putty, and Orange Glo, was found dead in his Tampa home yesterday.