It's been a while since we've heard from Rick Santorum-supporting birther Dave Mustaine, the lead singer of Megadeth. He and the band are apparently on some sort of world tour at present. Let's check in with him to see what he has to say, shall we?

You may recall how a few weeks ago Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine came out in support of hilarious cartoon villain Rick Santorum, because he did too many drugs back in the day or something.

Oh, I totally approve of this.

If you're an eternal optimist and thought that maybe, just maybe, this morning's perfect storm of lunacy would result in the birther set going off quietly into the night, you were, well, sadly mistaken.

Just a few minutes ago, the president of the United States of America stepped up to the podium in the White House briefing room to discuss his birth certificate.

Yesterday afternoon Amazon launched Backstory, a site Techcrunch describes as a "content destination" that "includes interviews with authors, guest reviews, authors’ favorite playlists, recipes, podcasts, essays and more.