On Friday we noted that there hadn't been a single death resulting from Black Friday shopping that had been reported. Well, so much for that!

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

I've scoured the web and can't find a single story about anyone dying from being trampled this morning. However, that doesn't mean there hasn't been some good, old fashioned violence!

Last night Stephen Colbert rather brilliantly satirized Black Friday, the day he described as the time "when Americans wake from their tryptophan-induced comas to trade gluttony for greed.

Buying the right Christmas gift requires a lot of thought, attention to detail and a good feel for your loved ones' personalities, likes and dislikes, so of course most guys are terrible at it.

While most people with a good grasp of common sense slept in this morning and actually enjoyed their extra vacation day, millions of people throughout America instead flocked to their local department stores, shopping malls and outlet retailers at the wee hours of the morning for the timeless tradition of "Black Friday.

Happy Black Friday everyone.

Another robber has taken a sticky page from the topless girls who robbed ATM customers in Paris.

Answer: not the laughably gullible guy in our first story.