CPAC organizers said they invited Donald Trump to speak at their event because he was wildly popular with attendees. Well, actually, maybe not.

Is Alec Baldwin a towering a-hole? Yes, absolutely. Is he also a racist? Let's sure as hell hope not!

When we last checked in on human exhaust pipe Donald Trump, he was being disemboweled by Jon Stewart for taking Sarah Palin on a hot date to arguably the crappiest pizza joint in all of New York City -- and then proceeding to eat his crap pizza with a goddamn fork.