When we last checked in on human exhaust pipe Donald Trump, he was being disemboweled by Jon Stewart for taking Sarah Palin on a hot date to arguably the crappiest pizza joint in all of New York City -- and then proceeding to eat his crap pizza with a goddamn fork.

Human horsesh*t dispenser Donald Trump -- a reality show star and alleged part-time billionaire businessman who somehow once managed to run a business, a casino, universally hailed as one with an infallible economic model into bankruptcy -- was on the Today Show AGAIN this morning, for some reason, spouting off about how great he is and how much Obama sucks, blah, blah, blah.