Here's the thing about an effective turkey call: you've got to get good some hand action in there. Now here's the thing about a good blowjob: you've got to get some good hand action in there.
Granted, I have a sick mind that tries to misconstrue everything I hear into something sexual, but for the life of me I don't know what the woman in this old Dawn commercial ("It gets the grease out") could possibly be saying other than "Do you want a blowjob.