CBS, whose audience average median age is literally 55 years old, pulled the trigger early and renewed a good two thirds or more of its primetime line-up yesterday, ensuring that the geriatric set will not have its stories taken away from them before they enter hospice care.

Saturday Night Live (NBC, Saturday) - Lindsay Lohan hosts.

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Blue Bloods (CBS) — I'm not sure what this is, but I'm going to tune in just in case it turns out to be about Lord Steven Regal and Squire Dave Taylor.

Blue Bloods (CBS, Friday) -- Series premiere.