The subtitles on a Chinese bootleg of 'The Avengers' are hilariously incorrect. We've collected 13 of our favorite mistranslated scenes here.

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*doot doot doot* Doing important control room things.

I said flashlight.

Christian Bale, pictured on a less exciting day.

An unlisted video with its embedding disabled titled "Turtles, Ducks, Kangaroos, Roosters" was loaded on YouTube earlier tonight, and wouldn't you know it's a bootleg of the Dark Knight Rises prologue containing the first six minutes of the movie.

Not sure if this is viral marketing or even a hoax, but I like it, so I'm running with it.

     Starring Adam Sandler with commentary by Parker Lewis.