I realize we run the risk of turning this site into some sort of geeky "Community" tribute site.

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Why spend the New Year tapping your foot to easy listening or your mother’s favorite muzak as your family tells embarrassing stories of your childhood when you could break out your bathing suits and your not-so-metal hands for the annual Rock Boat event from January 6-10.