And we just want to listen to Brian Austin Green rapping all day.

Everybody read this block quote while I go find the clip of David Silver rapping at the dance.

I was pretty clear yesterday about how I think this "9/02/10 Day" is nonsense and a waste of time, but in case anybody missed the memo: TAKE YOUR FOND MEMORIES OF THE NINETIES AND SHOVE THEM DIRECTLY UP YOUR ASS.

Hey everybody, big news.

The more I look back on pop culture from the '90s, the more I want to set fire to my memories of adolescence.

Nominative determinism at work: B.