Bristol Palin's kid, Tripp, uses the F-word against his aunt, although there's some question about which F-word he uses.

"You know whose opinion on Obama's gay marriage stance I'd love to hear.

I have a love/hate relationship with Lil' Wayne.

Despite being the lone "Dancing with the Stars" contestant to ever get fatter on the show, Bristol Palin's lack of grace and poor work ethic propelled her deep into the season of ABC's reality hit.

Hey, remember when we were all crazy about Bristol Palin getting so far on "Dancing with the Stars".

Jennifer Grey harnessed power from the Ghost of Swayze and was named "Dancing with the Stars" champion during the 11th season finale last night, restoring some modicum of faith in the American populace.

Bristol Palin really does it all: she became a single teen mom and encouraged other girls to abstain from sex, then she clomped around on her fat hooves and failed her way up into the finals of "Dancing with the Stars" solely because her mother is one of the most divisive people in America.

Despite clomping around the stage like a horse in spandex, Bristol Palin -- the only "Dancing with the Stars" contestant lazy and undisciplined enough to gain weight on the show -- made the finals of "DWTS" when the talented and graceful Brandy was voted off.

Battle Shots.