14-year-old comedian Jack Carroll, who was born with cerebral palsy, performed an amazing standup set on "Britain's Got Talent."

The most recent season of Britain's Got Talent ended about two months ago with a dog named Pudsey taking home the title.

A DOG NAMED PUDSEY WON "BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT.

David Hasselhoff is a confused old drunk who has no business being in front of a camera, but he has a kind of kitschy charm, so he still gets TV jobs even though he was fired from "America's Got Talent," canceled by A&E, and booted off of "Dancing withe the Stars" before The Situation and Margaret Cho.

It's National Ice Cream Week, which means I finally don't have to feel bad about the half dozen empty Ben & Jerry's cartons littered around my couch.

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This is Chandi the dancing dog, the latest and greatest act on the new season of "Britain's Got Talent.

Americans may not readily recognize the name Piers Morgan, but his face should be vaguely memorable from the "Britain's Got Talent" clip of Susan Boyle.