Just your typical Bruce Willis story involving Antarctic vacation homes, water sports, and Kate Upton.

Eva Green and Julia Garner sign on to 'Sin City: A Dame To Kill For'. We're sure you'll be shocked to learn they're playing a femme fatale and a stripper.

Jessica Alba talks about her arduous preparations for playing an exotic dancer in 'Sin City: A Dame To Kill For'. We react with GIFs.

Robert Rodriguez talks about new castmembers added to 'Sin City: A Dame To Kill For' and gives more information on Joseph Gordon-Levitt's character.

I think we can all agree that if Die Hard isn't in someone's top three Christmas movies then you shouldn't be friends with them. Just a good rule to live by.

Insert "Yippie Ki-Jay" storm pun here.

Hopefully they'll be enough to hold us over until the GIFs and memes are here.

The story about Bruce Willis suing over his iTunes library turned out to be a total crock. But it did get people reviewing end user license agreements (EULAs) and discovering that, holy crap, under the law you totally don't own the music you paid for.

Arnold dancing, Bruce singing, and Dolph killing a lot of people. The Expendables (2!) have done it all.