Everything you need to know (and plenty you don't) about the original programming on USA Network.

The best and worst of tonight's TV listings, including Rafi and Dirty Randy preparing for the apocalypse on 'The League.'

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Burn Notice/Suits (USA, 9 p.

Community/Parks & Recreation (NBC) - The second funniest hour on TV, behind any episode of "America's Funniest Home Videos.

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UPDATE: The winner is Greenbeard.

Charisma Carpenter, the "Buffy" and "Angel" star who The actress will guest-star in this season’s 11th episode as Nicki, a sharp-tongued, high-maintenance trophy wife whose not-so-better half, a bioweapons engineer, is a wanted man in cahoots with the Russians.

There's a never-ending -- and problematic -- discussion about the "best show on television.