Want to cut the cord? Cable will make it cheaper not to.

The cable company sleeping on Kansas City's couch and raiding their fridge would now like to complain about another guest getting better food.

Cable wants you to buy your games from it. Yeah, good luck with that.

Apple discovers that not everybody loves them, and also that cable sucks.

However, cable companies continue to pretend cord-cutters don't exist.

Here's how cable channels make money: your cable company bundles them in packages, and makes you buy them in those bundled packages, so they get retransmission fees.

When we told you about Comcast's raspberry in the face of everybody who wanted to use Netflix more than a few times a month, we told them the Feds would show up.

Dish Network and pretty much every broadcast channel that it carries are busy suing the ever-loving hell out of each other over Dish's ad-skipping technology.

As noted by our fearless leader, paying for Internet service when you're away from home is, at this point, stupid.