This has all the ingredients for a great video: attractive Italian women, a torn dress, a guy dressed as a gladiator for some reason, and a Vespa getaway.

Look, service industry people, if chronic-loving rapper Lil Wayne's backup dancers come into your dining establishment and ask you to split the check, just split the damn check, okay.

This story is a reminder that cats, while intolerably cute and downright hilarious most of the time, can also be hellishly evil every now and then.