Cee Lo looked ridiculous on "The Voice" last night, and we need to talk about it.

Everyone stop what you're doing and read this sentence:"The Voice" coach Cee Lo Green is replacing his fan-favorite feline sidekick with a cockatoo for the singing competition's upcoming third season, he tells People.

Allegedly, last night's episode of "The Voice" included a scene where Cee-Lo, one of the show's judges, traveled to the fictional town of Pawnee, Indiana to retrieve his spinny chair thingy from "Parks and Recreation's" Ron Swanson.

I hate Valentine's Day just as much as the next person with an operational cerebral cortex, but I would totally send that corgi flowers.

Obviously, today's water cooler conversation is about last night's Golden Globes, not this weekend's "Saturday Night Live" hosted by Gwyneth Paltrow.

Gwyneth Paltrow will guest star as a substitute teacher on next week's episode of "Glee," and to prove to the students that she's "hip" and "with it" -- and not, say, a snooty wannabe Brit born of successful Hollywood parents and raised in the lap of luxury on Manhattan's Upper East Side -- she breaks out and sings Cee-Lo's "Forget You," because nothing wins over high school kids like taking the swear words out of popular music.

William Shatner was a guest on George Lopez's show last night, and for one reason or another -- a nod to his show "$%^ My Dad Says," I suppose -- he sang Cee-Lo Green's viral hit "F**k You.

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