Dog Whisperer Cesar Millan's life has gone to sh*t in recent years. His dog died. His wife left him. He invested poorly. Then came a suicide attempt.

In what may be the single-worst idea for a ridiculously terrible scripted TV show in Hollywood's long and spectacular history of terrible ideas, Fox is developing an alleged sitcom that will star Wilmer Valderrama as a character based on "Dog Whisperer" Cesar Millan.