OK, OK, it doesn't actually want your organs.

Last year, we brought you the story of Jacob French, an Australian philanthropist who decided to walk across his country to raise money for the Starlight Foundation, which works with terminally ill children and their families.

Kye is a 7-year-old boy from Arlington, Texas, who has a dream of starring in a Batman movie as -- who else.

You kind of have to feel bad for Jimmy Wales, who currently runs Wikipedia with an iron fist; he keeps posting those personal appeals and pretty much just gets ruthlessly mocked for them.

If you've been looking for a sign that Apple would be different under new CEO Tim Cook than it was under Steve Jobs, look no further.

Because we here at UPROXX are bitter and jaded from years of hard living, we don't generally run with heart-warming stories of people being nice to each other, unless it ends with an explosion or a screaming match or something -- but this is actually pretty cool.

Halloween has always been a competition for female celebrities.

Occasionally, the Internet is a weird force for good.

Great Scott.