"Charlie's Angels" has performed so poorly for ABC that the show has already gone for the 21st century version of jumping the shark: the lesbian kiss.

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Like Fox and NBC yesterday, ABC unveiled its new fall schedule this morning, revealing a total of 13 new shows (seven in the fall, six more at midseason).

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This is perhaps the thinnest scrap of Hollywood news I've ever written about, but look.

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Minka Kelly and Rachael Taylor are in negotiations to play the other two Angels in the ABC remake of "Charlie's Angels," joining the previously cast Annie Ilonzeh.

Excellent news.

It's official: ABC is closer to airing the re-remake of "Charlie's Angels.