"Charlie's Angels" has performed so poorly for ABC that the show has already gone for the 21st century version of jumping the shark: the lesbian kiss.
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Like Fox and NBC yesterday, ABC unveiled its new fall schedule this morning, revealing a total of 13 new shows (seven in the fall, six more at midseason).
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This is perhaps the thinnest scrap of Hollywood news I've ever written about, but look.
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Minka Kelly and Rachael Taylor are in negotiations to play the other two Angels in the ABC remake of "Charlie's Angels," joining the previously cast Annie Ilonzeh.
It's official: ABC is closer to airing the re-remake of "Charlie's Angels.