Haha, remember when season five of “Mad Men” began with those jerks dropping water balloons on the black picketers on the street below.

"Mad Men" returned last night, and a few days ago, the staff of Warming Glow and the staff of Uproxx engaged in an epic wet T-shirt/mud wrastlin' contest to see which Sunday night shows we'd get to talk about on our respective sites.

In a recent interview with Elle Magazine, "Mad Men's" Don Draper called the likes of Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton idiots.

Ugh.

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If you liked seeing the yearbook photos for Louis C.K. and Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation), feel free to treat yo self to three pictures of Christina Hendricks being an endearingly awkward alterna-chick in high school.

In a recent interview with The Mirror, "Mad Men" star Christina Hendricks discussed her unpleasant experiences as a high school student in Virginia:“My school days were pretty unhappy.

It's been nearly two years since we've seen anything from "Mad Men," so this 30-second Jon Hamm teaser trailer is an exciting development, even if it doesn't offer anything in the way of season five details other than the fact that Don Draper will continue to drink, sex the ladies, and rock our collective worlds, presumably -- as hinted in the promo posters -- on his way to the bottom of a epic sex-and-booze downward spiral.

With the premiere of "Mad Men's" fifth season just over a month away, the show's rabid fanbase is starting to wonder what kinds of antics to expect from everyone's favorite well-dressed drunks.