CBS renewed practically everything, which is bad news for the pilots competing for greenlights.

Can we talk about why Anna Faris doesn't pick better roles? The latest example: the led in a Chuck Lorre CBS sitcom, "Mom."

It's the finale of the Chuck Lorre divorced moms trilogy!

For those of you gambling on how Charlie Sheen's character would leave "Two and a Half Men," you can take the non-death options off the table.

As Charlie Sheen tours around the country and assures half-filled theaters of morons that he'll return to "Two and a Half Men," Chuck Lorre and Warner Bros.

Charlie Sheen is now giving interviews at a faster rate than I can watch and respond to them -- Piers Morgan last night, the "Today Show" this morning, I think Access Hollywood this afternoon (update: also Howard Stern this morning) -- so at this point I concede that I've been bested by Sheen's tiger blood and rocket fuel saber, blown to bits by ordnance dropped during the strafing runs of his cure-all mind.

Chuck Lorre -- the creator of CBS hits "Two and a Half Men," "The Big Bang Theory," "Mike & Molly," and "Three Farts and a Bike Horn" -- places a different witticism at the end of every show he produces.