At the very least this gives me a reason to embed one of my top five favorite Louis C.K. routines, so there's that.

You may recognize that fella up there underneath the black fashion sunglasses as the lead singer of Scorpions, and I thought that’s who it was as well until a Wisconsin teacher briefly stopped protesting to inform me that it is actually iconic Russian leader Joseph Stalin.

With the 150th anniversary of the start of the Civil War coming this year, the History channel is teaming up with director Ridley Scott to make an annual week of programming that will focus on America's deadliest war -- a move that Inside TV is calling "Shark Week with muskets.