Dita Von Teese revealed a revealing 3D-printed dress at a runway event and jewelry bazaar at Manhattan's Ace Hotel this week.

It's long been debated exactly when early man started covering up his shame with clothes, a move which allowed him to start migrating to much colder climates like.

[Via]It's a little hard understanding just how exactly, YouTube user, guinness0507 stumbled upon the idea to wrap freshly painted items of clothing around his face and mouth, but thank heavens he did, because now we all get to reap the benefits of his discovery.

Ever wish you didn't have to do all that annoying shopping for clothes.

I meant to write about this a few days ago, but I had to wait till I could look at the banner pic without vomiting (thanks, picture of kittens, for being too adorable to be nauseated around).