Whoa, get ready for a "Saturday Night Live" scandal: former cast member Darrell Hammond is coming out with a tell-all memoir in which he reveals his rampant use of booze, cocaine, and crack during his 14-year tenure on the show.

Shocking news today: Flavor Flav, the Public Enemy hype man who reinvented himself as wack-job magnet for spotlight-seeking tramps, has a new memoir that claims he maintained a $2600-a-day cocaine habit.

Curse the 9-to-5 East Coast workday, because yesterday afternoon Charlie Sheen went further off the hinges than ever before, causing CBS to shut down production on the rest of the season of "Two and a Half Men.

Charlie Sheen went to the emergency room yesterday for what's being reported as a hernia.

As noted earlier, Charlie Sheen was drunk, naked, and trashing his hotel room when the police showed up last night.

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