Carrie Fisher confirmed she'll return as Princess Leia in 'Star Wars: Episode VII', but it's Carrie Fisher, so it may all be a drug-fueled hallucination.

Here's a pro tip: if there's a friend you're dying to bang, just get some cocaine, have them do lines with you, and then go dancing. You're welcome.

Did you enjoy Hot Tub Time Machine but found yourself plaintively screaming "but then what happened" at the end? MGM has got your back.

An AP reporter had Hunter S. Thompson's biographer chronicle what Thompson's typical day involved. It was anything but typical.

This picture of Kelly Bundy (Christina Applegate) holding a hawk and a snake is amazing on many, many levels.

Remember this video the next time a song makes you happy beyond words. Now you'll know exactly why.

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I honestly can't remember the last time Lemonheads frontman and 9/11 conspiracy theorist Evan Dando, or his band -- which rose to prominence in the early 90s with the release of their punkish cover of "Mrs. Robinson" -- crossed my mind, but I'm guessing it was around the time I last ate a box of Lemonheads, which I estimate to have been at least 3 years ago.

You know that scene in True Romance where Eliot is getting blown by a whore while speeding through the hills of Hollywood only to wind up with cocaine all over his face after getting pulled over by a cop.