Colbert knows that Fox News would never fall for easy airtime filler like Ikea Monkey. Instead, Fox breaks out its "emergency Muslims" when things get slow.

It's barely been a week since the presidential election and already the pundits are speculating about who the Republicans and the Democrats may nominate in 2016. Dear God make it stop.

Comedy Central announced today that "The Daily Show" and "The Colbert Report" will be doing live shows at 11:00 and 11:30, which will hopefully bring a little sanity and levity to the proceedings.

A few days ago there was a video clip making the rounds on the internet of some blonde Fox News garden knome calling the patriotism of gold medal gymnast Gabby Douglas -- a 16 year-old -- into question because she wore pink instead of red, white and blue while performing. Take it away, Stephen Colbert.

Ever since the Fox News mole released an audio tape of Mitt Romney discussing his love of dressage horses with Sean Hannity off-camera, the presidential candidate has been trying desperately to distance himself from the "sport" most view as something only rich, elitist as$holes give a crap about. Sadly for him, Stephen Colbert won't let anyone forget about it.

When I heard the other day that Jack White would be paying a visit to his one-time collaborator Stephen Colbert on Thursday night, I made sure that the ole DVR was set, as you never know what to expect when these two bros get together.

Last night The Colbert Report returned from an abrupt suspension in production and Stephen Colbert immediately tackled the rumors swirling around his absence.

Last week, The Colbert Report abruptly suspended production for an unspecified family emergency.

If you tuned in to Comedy Central at 11:30 est last night for the Colbert Report you may have been saddened, like I was, to discover that the show was a rerun when it wasn't supposed to be.