Good afternoon you princes of Maine, you kings of New England, you stalkers of In the offing for today:Jo Blo synched the audio from the new Total Recall trailer with scenes from the Arnold Schwarzenegger version.

When last we spoke of Len Wiseman’s Total Recall remake (opening August 3rd), it was to relay the very important three-boobed hooker news.

Sony aired some footage from Len Wiseman's Total Recall remake at CinemaCon 2012 in Las Vegas this week, and Frosty from Collider provided a description of what he saw.

I couldn't get a non-blurry screencap of Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale fist-fighting, so I hope you'll accept this very tasteful alternative.

Len Wiseman and Columbia Pictures have been keeping their Total Recall remake well-shielded from our view.

A friend of mine used to throw a wild Christmas party every year with a selective guest list, which often left a lot of people pissed off and questioning their friendship.

Len Wiseman (Underworld, Live Free or Die Hard) is directing the Total Recall remake with his out-of-his-league hot wife Kate Beckinsale starring alongside Colin Farrell (replacing Schwarzenegger with a slightly-more discernible accent) and Bryan Cranston as the villain.

They're apparently still going through with the remake of 1990's sci-fi action flick Total Recall, as just about everyone in Hollywood has been added to the cast over the last few days.

Bryan Cranston ("Breaking Bad", "Malcolm in the Middle") is in negotiations to play the villain in the Total Recall reboot, a film that is really going ahead with Colin Farrell cast in the Schwarzenegger role and Len Wiseman (Underworld, Live Free or Die Hard) directing.