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A couple months ago, Comcast agreed to purchase NBC Universal in a "megashark eats giant octopus" deal.

You know, when I started a television blog, my biggest hope was that I'd get the opportunity to ignore programming and talk about huge faceless hegemonic corporations buying out huge faceless struggling corporations.