Today's links, featuring an accurate description of Tim Berners-Lee, a mashup of memes, and a luxurious kitten bath.

The new Conspiracy Keanu macro works on two levels: 1) It allows us to explore all the things we're already pretty sure Keanu spends his day thinking, 2) I really want the Wachowski Brothers to travel back in time and reshoot The Matrix Trilogy with 1989 Keanu, and 3) Everyone loves everything about confused Bill & Ted's Keanu.