Blooper reel footage of Paula Deen leaked onto the Internet, and it involves swearing, deep-throating an eclair, and terrible food.
Make me a life-sized Tauntaun one so I can crawl inside.
"Pixel cookies" like these can be made by separating shortbread dough into different piles which are then kneaded with different food colorings.
Pictured: a meat smoker.