A police chief in Ohio described eating an entire cake laced with weed as "the worst feeling in the world."

The NYPD has issued a set of social media rules after a number of officers were found posting "racist and offensive comments" to Facebook.

AHAHAHA THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD.

WHAT. "Cops" is still on TV?

"We were camping, when this cop pulled into our campsite. We all assumed that we were in trouble, but really he just wanted to shred on the guitar and play the drums."

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Giving cops the ability to predict future crimes sure sounds like a great idea (as long as Tom Cruise isn't involved), but how do you do it.

Do you have an iPhone.

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