A few months have passed since we last checked in on the insane world of Craigslist postings, but 2013 finally has its first, “You’ve got to be kidding me” post of the year, and it comes to us from the lovely hamlet of Kempsville, Virginia.

I'm not in the market for a motorbike, but I'll be damned if this Craigslist ad doesn't make me want one now.

"My way... or the highway...or that gas station rest stop with the T.G.I. Friday's."

With so many fine-looking men and women wandering through the streets of San Diego in their skintight costumes, nerds be EXTRA-horny this weekend. Thank God we have the Casual Encounters section on Craigslist

Possibly inspired by breaking his Transformers toys and then duct taping them back together when he was a kid (extra elbow grease.

“HEY BRO.

I have attempted Yoga exactly once in my life.

A few years back, some friends and I discovered the joys of Craigslist from the perspective of immature pranksters after we had exhausted our favorite pastime of adding each other’s addresses to every boner pill and baldness cure mailing list on the face of the planet.

Looking for summer home to sublet.