I was hooked when I read the first line of these bros' Craigslist ad: "My roommate and I are 29 years old, have known each other since freshman year of college, and can basically describe each others' taints with our eyes closed."

For years I've wondered why Facebook hasn't made more of an effort to create a solid classifieds section. Looks like they might finally be getting around to giving it another crack.

Craving pancakes and artsy conversation, ladies? Have we got the possible serial killer for you!

"My way... or the highway...or that gas station rest stop with the T.G.I. Friday's."

With so many fine-looking men and women wandering through the streets of San Diego in their skintight costumes, nerds be EXTRA-horny this weekend. Thank God we have the Casual Encounters section on Craigslist

NBC is seeking "lively, engaging real women and men for a fun new dating show" that sounds like a cross between "Chopped' & " The Bachelor." Vomit.

Possibly inspired by breaking his Transformers toys and then duct taping them back together when he was a kid (extra elbow grease.

Look -- I know what you're thinking: you really wanna go see the Dark Knight Rises on its opening night next month, but you really can't afford to be spending thousands on movie tickets, not to mention the exorbitant cost of soft drinks and butter-laden popcorn inside the movie theater.

“HEY BRO.