In news that I probably will never understand even if I think about it every waking moment for the rest of my life and I end up living to be 5,000 years old, IFC announced that they will be producing new episodes of R.

Listen up, people.

Remember last week, when Tanner the Creepy Foot Fetishist detailed what he demands in a woman's foot on "The Bachelorette.

On Monday night's premiere of "The Bachelorette," thirty guys (none of whom were black -- nice job, ABC racists) began vying for the affection of one average-looking woman.