Apparently LoJack, for its phone products, has decided the best defense is a large, angry former Marine. Makes sense to us!

Theft, murder, and lots and lots and lots of nudity: Google Maps is pretty much us at our worst.

Google Maps has captured crimes being committed before. But this may take the cake, if it's what it looks like.

A Russian man killed his friend after literally kicking him in the ass because of a fight they had.

21-year old, Jesus Mata, Jr. spent his entire $1,000 tax return at a strip club and then told his girlfriend and police that he was robbed by six men in two trucks.

Two robbers broke into a Michigan man's home and stole his $6,500 collection of porn, one of the biggest collections in the entire state.

Fiona Apple was arrested at a border stop in Texas. Time to get cranking on those "Free Fiona" t-shirts while the gettin' is good.

"I eliminate punks cut 'em up in chunks, you were souped then you heard me and your ego shrunk." -- LL Cool J

Whatever happened to buying magazines at the gas station and ducking into the restroom?