"Say It Ain't So" would be a great name for a memoir about the Weezer cruise in the event it turns into another Poop Cruise.

I've never been on a cruise, but they can't be so good that people are willing to risk having to live for days in a pool of their own waste.

For any of you who have never been on a cruise ship here's an amazingly succinct and accurate (and profanity-laden) description from vlogger Greg Benson. Also, ice cream bars are legit.

Why spend the New Year tapping your foot to easy listening or your mother’s favorite muzak as your family tells embarrassing stories of your childhood when you could break out your bathing suits and your not-so-metal hands for the annual Rock Boat event from January 6-10.