I'm endlessly fascinated with the story of Rudy Eugene, the 31-year-old Florida resident who was shot to death by a police officer this weekend in Florida after chomping on the face of 65-year-old homeless man Ronald Poppo.

It's the end of an era, people.

In what I can only assume is some sort of dastardly, short-selling, funny money scheme to jump start withered libidos, make Viagra unnecessary, and send the entire pharmaceutical industry into a tailspin, "CSI: Miami" is bringing on legendary sex symbols Raquel Welch and Bo Derek for guest spots in the next few weeks.

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Since I like anything that makes fun of David Caruso's over-acting on "CSI: Miami," I enjoyed this LEGO version of "CSI" (video below).

Lady Gaga is the biggest pop star in the world and seems to be intent on maintaining her carefully crafted persona, so it would be ridiculous to think that she'd act in a cameo appearance on a crime drama spin-off for old people, but that won't stop gossip reporters from reporting pointless rumors and hearsay.

TV Guide has released a list of what the top television stars earn, and while the recession and lower revenues have forced networks to pay some stars less, looking nice and pretending to be someone else on camera still beats the hell out of that master's degree you got in social work just to make $40,000 a year.

Intervention (A&E) -- Richard, a crack addict, is tonight's subject.

As noted earlier this week, Rob Zombie directed the episode of "CSI: Miami" that will air on Monday.