"You just sit there and look pretty.
As soon as CBS announced that the Who would play the Super Bowl halftime show, I had one thought: if they don't play all three "CSI" theme songs, then I've greatly overestimated CBS's predictability.
You ever notice how every law enforcement agency on TV and the movies is able to solve crimes by enhancing grainy footage.
Here's a math problem.
I'm sorry, but Ashlee Simpson NAILED her role as a big-time heroin dealer on an upcoming episode of "CSI:NY" (clip via Videogum).