Jon Stewart: "I finally figured out where Sarah Palin came from. Someone cast a spell on a YouTube comment and it came to life." Perfect. Just perfect.

Nerd Glaze: Nerd Rage's tranquil cousin.

Have you guys noticed that Alison Brie has been EVERYWHERE lately promoting Community? But you know where she hasn't been during her publicity tour? UPROXX!

If you've watched CNN at all in recent days you know that the network has essentially devoted itself to the nightmare poop cruise. Take it away, Daily Show.

Hasbro recently held an internet vote to decide what its new Monopoly game piece would be. I'll give you one guess as to what the internet chose.

Last night on the Daily Show Jon Stewart took the president to the proverbial woodshed over a secret memo on drone strikes. BUUUUUURRRRRNNNNN!

Did you see the new ad the NRA rolled out in response to the public outcry for stricter gun control laws following the Newtown massacre? Oh, it's a doozy.

John Oliver spends some time with former CNN foreign investigative correspondent Kaj Larsen, who now works as a personal trainer to pay his bills. God help us.

Once again, this country's most reasonable voice is that of a late night satirist. Jon Stewart on gun control is essential viewing.